English Learning Funny Words

English Learning Funny WordsHave you ever heard of English learning funny words? Have you ever considered trying to learn them? It's very simple: English lessons are the only way you can be really good at English, and if you have no idea of how to learn to speak English, the funniest thing is that you can learn the English language with words like these! The following are some of the funniest words you will ever find in your English dictionary.Aa's gunna rain - What do you think a kite would be if you're not on a rainy day? I bet it would be a boat! I could not believe that we found out this word on a rainy day!Two down, five to go - I suppose it could be seen as a humorous expression but I am sure that it actually makes sense! If five people start to leave the bar then it would mean that there will be two left when the bar closes!Boy, it's all gone very wrong! Too much money, too much life - it's such a bad situation that I just cannot imagine how it could go very wrong! They were i n such good shape before they started drinking so much alcohol, but now everything is going wrong.If you want to keep your good mood, always say the words 'I'm in a good mood' or something similar. This is really the best way to stay happy all day!I'm not crazy - Now that is one way to keep your composure. It seems like the worst thing that can happen is that you say something silly and then it becomes too late. At least you can always say that you're not crazy!I'm at my wit's end - Sometimes, you just cannot help yourself when it comes to saying things to amuse yourself. They say that you need to get into your own habits, but I think that it's not quite that easy. I like to keep my mind off things when I'm driving or watching television. These are a few of the funniest words that can be found in your English dictionary.

Breaking Down the LSAT Reading Comprehension

Breaking Down the LSAT Reading Comprehension LSAT Law School Blog Since the beginning of your education, you have had to read passages and then answer questions about them. In that respect, the LSAT’s Reading Comprehension’s format will be familiar. But you know that there’s a catch, right? As tempting as it is for prospective law students to focus more on other subjects, overconfidence about the LSAT’s Reading Comprehension is a big mistake due to the complexity of its questions. The LSAT’s Reading Comprehension mirrors the study of law where dense reading material must be dissected often under rigid time constraints. In order not to lose crucial points, you’ll need to understand: the author’s attitude and the primary purpose of the passage reasonable inferences analogies meaning from context For success on the Comparative Reading Comprehension section, you must: ascertain the relationship between two passages infer the authors’ views compare and contrast the two passages As a tutor for LSAT prep in Chicago, I've witnessed a common mistake. After not scoring well on practice tests, many students then overcompensate and focus on every word of the reading passages, whether important or not. This method is a catalyst for the new problem of running out of time. Only with practice will you be able to conserve time while simultaneously reading with insight. Tips: The only way to triumph over overconfidence and time management problems is to study for this subject Your goal is not to get all the answers correct. It’s to get as many correct answers within the 35 minute testing period. Develop a consistent system of notation (underlining, highlighting, writing in the margin, or circling)which will illuminate important sections of the passages. The “hunt and peck” method, where you scan the passage for words from the question, will not be sufficient for a good score. Critical reading consists of separating the wheat from the chaff â€" pay attention to clues like transitions and adjectives while disregarding any superfluous details.

How to Prep for a College Job Fair

How to Prep for a College Job Fair via pixabay.com 1. Bring several copies of your resume. One of the most important things you can bring with you to a job fair is your resume. This piece of paper is something you can put in the hands of those who are hiring so they can remember you later on. Make sure youve edited your resume multiple times and gotten several opinions on formatting, use of verbs, and organization. Your schools career center will likely have professionals who dedicate their daily lives to reading college student resumes and aiding in the job search. Before you attend your college job fair, make sure your resume is as close to perfect as possible. Writing a resume can be challenging and intimidating. Its tough to know what your industry expects, and there are way too many online templates to choose from. Research tips on  making your resume stand out  to human resources managers prior to completing and printing out several copies of your resume. 2. Dress appropriately. When you attend a job fair, youre making a first impression on the company. If you show up in your sweaty gym clothes, potential employers will be anything but impressed. Remember that first impressions cannot be redone. If youre serious about getting a job after college, ensure that when you attend a job fair and meet professionals in the field, youre dressed as if youre interviewing for the job on the spot because oftentimes, thats exactly what a job fair is. Outfits that are acceptable for job interviews are also acceptable for job fairs. Though I would say youre safe if youre slightly more casual than formal interview wear. Employers understand that you might be coming from class, so theres a chance youre going to be in shoes that are a bit more comfortable to walk in than your dressy ones. However, theres no excuse for showing up to a career fair in shorts and a t-shirt. I would  not  recommend throwing away your chance at a job because of a wardrobe faux-pas. via Pixabay.com 3. Do your research. Showing up to a career fair without any information about employers who will be in attendance is one of the worst ways to prepare for a job fair. Colleges will most likely publish a list of employers who will be in attendance often organized by industry. Spend some time looking over this list and prioritizing the employers that youre most interested in (more on this in the next point). Otherwise, you could waste your time talking to employers that dont offer what youre looking for. One of the best ways to research companies is to talk with a current employee. Its pretty unlikely that youre going to personally know someone who works for the company youre most interested in, but this is where upperclassmen can come in handy. Reach out to classmates youve had that have graduated and gotten jobs. They could be some of your best resources when it comes to finding a job for yourself! The one thing you  absolutely do not want to do  is show up to a career fair with absolutely no knowledge about any of the employers in attendance. Itll make you look completely unprepared and irresponsible. This isnt to say that you cant visit tables of employers youre not as familiar with its just to point out how ill-prepared you look if you walk up to an employer and expect them to sell  you  on what they have to offer. Sure, employers know theyre competing with everyone else in attendance. But it looks pretty bad when your introduction to an employer begins with so tell me about you guys. Employers will be much more impressed if you know your stuff upon opening a conversation with whoever is there to represent them. created by Lorena Roberts via Piktochart.com 4. Prioritize your interests. There are going to be hundreds of employers at this job fair trust me. If your university has gone through the trouble of scheduling a job fair, theyre going to make sure its loaded with potential employers. Because it can be overwhelming to walk into a job fair and approach employers, prioritize those you are most interested in speaking with. I wouldnt suggest showing up and lolly-gagging from table to table, hoping you come across your dream job. Preparing for a career fair requires you take time beforehand to really do your research. Plus, companies are highly impressed when students can show theyve dedicated time to researching a company and their goals. Consider reaching out to HR before the career fair expressing your excitement for meeting one of their representatives on campus. That way, when you show up to the fair, someone is already expecting you and youll have a starting point for conversation. This is probably better advice for upperclassmen who are on the verge of graduating. As a freshman, its not as important that youre on a first name basis with the HR supervisor. But as you move through your college career, consider ways you can network with companies youre most interested in working for. 5. Be prepared to give a pitch. Career fairs are about selling yourself and your abilities. When you travel from table to table, representatives from companies will ask you about yourself, your interests, and your career goals. Be prepared to strike up a conversation with a professional regarding the things youre interested in, some of your favorite classes, and any experiences youve had that would make you valuable to their company. If you need help writing or rehearsing your elevator pitch, reach out to your schools career services center. They specialize in making sure youre prepared to land a job after college. It can be intimidating to try and write an elevator pitch on your own and its hard to know what youre up against as far as competition with your fellow classmates. Universities have career service departments to help students with things like this! Youll be able to meet with someone whose sole purpose is to help you land your dream job. Most likely, theyll be with you every step of the way from writing your pitch to practicing and perfecting it for the employers youre most interested in. 6. Know what  not  to bring. Employers know that youre visiting the fair in between classes, but, if at all possible, stop back by your apartment or vehicle to drop off your bulky belongings. While its generally acceptable to show up to a career fair with friends, I wouldnt suggest traveling from table to table together. Be confident enough to branch out on our own and talk to potential employers without your BFF by your side. Food and drink is a total no-no, unless its your refillable water bottle. Showing up to a table holding your Subway sandwich is going to make you look like nothing more than a  total goon.   My advice? Eat a snack beforehand and only show up to a career fair with a bottled water if you need it. Carrying around a soda, a snack, or other eateries just makes you look like you werent prepared for a college job fair. Employers remember things like this though you may think they dont. You probably dont want to be the one they remember as the girl with the sauce on her face. Potential employers have taken time out of their busy schedules to meet with college students who could potentially become employees. Walking up to a table with a greasy sandwich in your hands is a total turn-off. via Pixabay.com 7. Have a plan for following up with some of your top choices. Collect business cards, email addresses, and names of the companies youre interested in pursuing. Come up with a game plan for following up with them! Whether you send an email thanking them for their time or getting more information, employers like to hear from you after theyve met with you. You can truly seal the deal by making sure you have a plan for how youll follow up with the employers you favored most. College job fairs can be intimidating especially if its your first go-round. But after you get the hang of things, youll realize that these career fairs are gold mines  for ensuring you have a shot at a job after graduation. Its the perfect place to network and make connections with professionals in your field and get your name out there. Students will often attend more than one career fair. The more opportunities you can take advantage of, the better! So as soon as you feel prepared to start showing up to these events do it! The more practice you get meeting employers, the better. Youll be glad you did it when it comes to making those student loan payments after graduation. Attending your universitys career fair might be intimidating at first, but there are ways you can ensure youre completely prepared to hit a home run with every employer you talk to. Make sure you show up with plenty of copies of your resume, dressed for the job, with the background knowledge you need to make conversation with the employers in attendance. The earlier you get experience with attending career fairs, the more practice youll have, and the more likely itll be that youll land your dream job after graduation.

ADEC, ADVETI, IAT - Whats the difference

ADEC, ADVETI, IAT - Whats the difference Abu Dhabi - and the UAE in general - is one of the most popular destinations for Teach Away educators, and the ADEC, ADVETI, and IAT programs hire hundreds of educators each year to teach in the UAE. It can be tough to keep these programs straight, so keep this quick guide handy! ADEC ADEC (Abu Dhabi Education Council) is Abu Dhabi’s ministry of education, the entity that oversees public school education in the emirate. Students in Abu Dhabi public schools receive English-medium education (English immersion) in certain subjects and grade levels. What positions are usually available? Kindergarten, Elementary, Middle School Math, Middle School English, Middle School Science, High School Science, Vice Principal, Principal, higher level administration Do I need a teaching license? Yes What are the other requirements? All candidates for teaching positions must have a minimum of two years of experience in that specific subject and grade level. Requirements for higher level administrators vary by job, but candidates will need several years of previous experience in that position. Where are schools located? All schools are located within the emirate of Abu Dhabi, in Abu Dhabi City, Al Ain, or Al Gharbia. ADVETI The Abu Dhabi Vocational Education and Training Institute (ADVETI) is a highly esteemed public vocational institution. Students are at the high school or university level and training in a variety of diploma or certificate programs. What positions are usually available? Many! Current job openings will always vary, but in general, expect to see the following: English, Math, Natural Sciences, Computer Sciences/Engineering, Business, Health Care, Visual Arts, and more. Do I need a teaching license? Not for most positions, although it is preferred What are other requirements? All applicants will need a Bachelor’s degree in a relevant subject field, and a Master’s is preferable. The academic subjects (English, Math, Science) will require a minimum of 3 years of previous teaching experience. Other vocational subjects (Health Care, Business, etc) usually require three years of experience, although this can be a mix of teaching and industry experience. Where are schools located? ADVETI institutes are located in Abu Dhabi City, Al Ain, Al Gharbia, or in the emirate of Sharjah. IAT The Institute of Applied Technology (IAT) has campuses across the United Arab Emirates. High school- and university-aged students attend for the chance to receive a career-focused technical education in a largely English environment. What positions are usually available? IAT positions include English, Math, Natural Sciences, and Computer Sciences/Engineering, as well as a varying number of specialized positions. Do I need a teaching license? No What are other requirements? Candidates will need a Bachelor’s degree in the relevant subject field (a Master’s is preferred). English, Math, and Science teachers will need at least 3 years of teaching experience at the high school or college level. Engineering teachers will need either 3 years of teaching experience or 3 years of industry experience. Where are schools located? IAT has campuses in several emirates in the UAE: Dubai, Abu Dhabi (including Abu Dhabi City and Al Ain), Ras al-Khaimah, and Fujairah.

Is German Pride Still Taboo

Is German Pride Still Taboo at the Sachsenhausen Crematorium Memorial This summer, I went with my Holocaust Memory in the Present class to Germany and Poland.  During this time, we were   fortunate enough to participate in Annamaria Orla-Bukowskas Holocaust class with international students at the Jagiellonian University in Krakow. We were divided into groups and assigned questions to discuss.  In my group’s discussion, we talked with each other about the different ways in which we were introduced to the subject of the Shoah in school.  A girl who had grown up in Germany brought up the idea of a kind of unspoken, understood way that the Germans still punish themselves as a people for letting Nazism happen.  She said that they do not  ever sing the national anthem, wave the flag, or even cheer for Germany except at football games. She explained  that doing any of these things outside of appropriate settings is taboo. She told us about how a guy she went to school with started singing the national anthem in the hall randomly, as a joke or something , and people responded by saying, “What are you, a Nazi?” When in Germany, we learned of the ever present “German guilt” and noticed many leftovers from Nazism such as the architecture and the eerie prevalence of blue-eyed people, but until speaking with this girl, I hadn’t realized that there was an expectation for Germans to lack national pride.  As a person coming from America, a country that can be sickeningly prideful, this seemed really odd to me. part of an exhibit in the Galicia Jewish Museum- Krakow, Poland This wariness against nationalism does make sense considering German history, but is it really still prominent?  In his article German Identity, Long Dormant, Reasserts Itself,  Nicholas Kulish gives several examples of the positive resurgence of German culture, but he also notes the lack of concern with which the younger generations seem to have about the past. There is  a problem here.  Do these things have to go hand in hand?  Do we have to forget in order to move on?  I think it is  great that German culture is thriving, but it  is  unsettling to think that there lies  a detachment forming between people and history.  Philosopher Jürgen Habermas also cautions this return to normality in his article Germanys mindset has become solipsistic.  The title pretty much says it all. a Buddy Bear in Berlin So, will there ever be a time when its okay to be German?  Can you be proud of your country while still acknowledging its grave history, or are these things mutually exclusive?

How I Learned Survival Japanese in Under 30 Days.

How I Learned Survival Japanese in Under 30 Days. Hi, my name is Sam Bleakly, and Im the community manager here at italki.com. Im also an enthusiastic traveler, and an amateur language learner. I am currently learning Mandarin Chinese, as I live and work in China, but I dont speak Spanish, German, French or any other Romance language fluently so Im certainly not a linguist. Im just a regular guy who is lazy at the best of times. In May, however, I finally got motivated to learn a new language. Read on to find out how I did it! THE ORIGIN OF MY INTEREST In May, I found out that I was going to have an opportunity to go on a short trip to Tokyo with some friends. I had always dreamt about going to Japan. Growing up in Milwaukee Wisconsin, my older brother, Mike, was crazy about Japanese animation, and in my teenage years I myself developed a similarly unhealthy obsession to a Japanese arcade game called Dance Dance Revolution [Im pleased to report that I was able to cross playing DDR in Tokyo off of my bucket list]. THE CHALLENGE At italki, we had an idea for a Japanese language challenge to see how much functional Japanese I could learn before I went on my trip. I decided to take on the challenge, because I thought that having a goal and a stop-loss deadline would help to keep me motivated and accountable. For 30 consecutive days, I took casual conversational lessons with a Japanese  community tutor on italki and studied hard for 5 days before I left. THE RESULTS Im pleased to report that, as a result of 30 one-hour lessons, I was able to do the following with confidence: Take a cab and direct them to a subway station. Ask for directions to a subway station. Ask for directions to a park. Ask for directions to a bathroom. Ask people for their name. Ask people if they knew English or Chinese. Explain that I was visiting a friend. Explain what I did for work. Explain where I was from. Explain where I lived. Greet People. Ask for Tea. Order Food. Ask the cost of items. Ask if a shopkeeper had an item. Tell people that I couldnt speak/understand Japanese. While visiting YoYogi Park we were able to see an amazing duo of University Students who were signing and playing popular song covers on Guitar. After their performance I asked to record a small video of me attempting to speak Japanese with her. THE SIDE BENEFITS One of the side benefits of learning Survival Japanese was the heightened level of service and respect I felt I received. This reminds me of the following quote: When you speak to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head.  When you speak to a man in his native language, that goes to his heart.  Nelson Mandela After this trip, I really believe in Mandelas quote as it turned the people I was interacting with into fast friends who were eager to help and guide me in my travels. THE TAKE-AWAYS FOR LANGUAGE LEARNERS This trip and the challenge taught me a number of things that I think can be useful for other language learners. #1 Anyone can learn a language. If I can do it, so can you ! #2 Setting a goal is key! Because I had a deadline [my trip to Japan], it really pushed me to learn. If you have no goal, and no pressure [be it a personal goal, or a real situation where you will need to speak a language], then the chances of you staying motivated and disciplined become a lot harder. Make your goal now [Some goal ideas: Record a youtube video in 30 days of me speaking in a foreign language; Plan a trip abroad and use that timeline to push you; Take a test in that language, like the HSK for Mandarin Chinese]. #3 Learning a language can open up so many opportunities Because I could speak Japanese, I was able to communicate with so many more learners that if I couldnt speak a word. It made Japan more accessible to me, and made the experience unforgettable! I hope that my experience can motivate other language learners to set and reach a goal. If you have interesting ways in which you keep yourself motivated, set them below. How I Learned Survival Japanese in Under 30 Days. Hi, my name is Sam Bleakly, and Im the community manager here at italki.com. Im also an enthusiastic traveler, and an amateur language learner. I am currently learning Mandarin Chinese, as I live and work in China, but I dont speak Spanish, German, French or any other Romance language fluently so Im certainly not a linguist. Im just a regular guy who is lazy at the best of times. In May, however, I finally got motivated to learn a new language. Read on to find out how I did it! THE ORIGIN OF MY INTEREST In May, I found out that I was going to have an opportunity to go on a short trip to Tokyo with some friends. I had always dreamt about going to Japan. Growing up in Milwaukee Wisconsin, my older brother, Mike, was crazy about Japanese animation, and in my teenage years I myself developed a similarly unhealthy obsession to a Japanese arcade game called Dance Dance Revolution [Im pleased to report that I was able to cross playing DDR in Tokyo off of my bucket list]. THE CHALLENGE At italki, we had an idea for a Japanese language challenge to see how much functional Japanese I could learn before I went on my trip. I decided to take on the challenge, because I thought that having a goal and a stop-loss deadline would help to keep me motivated and accountable. For 30 consecutive days, I took casual conversational lessons with a Japanese  community tutor on italki and studied hard for 5 days before I left. THE RESULTS Im pleased to report that, as a result of 30 one-hour lessons, I was able to do the following with confidence: Take a cab and direct them to a subway station. Ask for directions to a subway station. Ask for directions to a park. Ask for directions to a bathroom. Ask people for their name. Ask people if they knew English or Chinese. Explain that I was visiting a friend. Explain what I did for work. Explain where I was from. Explain where I lived. Greet People. Ask for Tea. Order Food. Ask the cost of items. Ask if a shopkeeper had an item. Tell people that I couldnt speak/understand Japanese. While visiting YoYogi Park we were able to see an amazing duo of University Students who were signing and playing popular song covers on Guitar. After their performance I asked to record a small video of me attempting to speak Japanese with her. THE SIDE BENEFITS One of the side benefits of learning Survival Japanese was the heightened level of service and respect I felt I received. This reminds me of the following quote: When you speak to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head.  When you speak to a man in his native language, that goes to his heart.  Nelson Mandela After this trip, I really believe in Mandelas quote as it turned the people I was interacting with into fast friends who were eager to help and guide me in my travels. THE TAKE-AWAYS FOR LANGUAGE LEARNERS This trip and the challenge taught me a number of things that I think can be useful for other language learners. #1 Anyone can learn a language. If I can do it, so can you ! #2 Setting a goal is key! Because I had a deadline [my trip to Japan], it really pushed me to learn. If you have no goal, and no pressure [be it a personal goal, or a real situation where you will need to speak a language], then the chances of you staying motivated and disciplined become a lot harder. Make your goal now [Some goal ideas: Record a youtube video in 30 days of me speaking in a foreign language; Plan a trip abroad and use that timeline to push you; Take a test in that language, like the HSK for Mandarin Chinese]. #3 Learning a language can open up so many opportunities Because I could speak Japanese, I was able to communicate with so many more learners that if I couldnt speak a word. It made Japan more accessible to me, and made the experience unforgettable! I hope that my experience can motivate other language learners to set and reach a goal. If you have interesting ways in which you keep yourself motivated, set them below.

Types of Flasks Chemistry - How Do They Differ?

Types of Flasks Chemistry - How Do They Differ?Different types of flasks have different purposes. One can identify those that are used for science experiments and those that are used in hospitals, to keep patients well.Alcohol flasks are commonly used by doctors to store alcohol for their patients who suffer from alcohol addiction. Alcohol flasks also come in various sizes that helps the doctor to adjust the volume of alcohol that is present in the container. The bottom of a flask has holes or faucets where the liquid in the bottle is poured out.Flasks can be used in laboratories for holding chemicals, acids, acids and water. Chemistry experiments can be carried out with the help of these devices.Lab glassware consists of several types of laboratory flasks. These are commonly made up of stainless steel, glass, plastic and acrylic. Glass bottles can be found in all shapes and sizes and can be used to store and to transport chemicals.Biochemical bottles that are used for biochemistry l aboratories are quite popular. These are simple and handy, allowing a lot of flexibility and other features that make them attractive. There are few other kinds of glass bottles that are also available in the market.There is the canister type of bottles, which are particularly made to hold oil. They are made up of toughened polystyrene (Styrofoam) with mesh or nylon bags. Sometimes there are the canister type of bottles that are used for transportation of liquids. With these, the liquids are heated in a container and then let the gases escape through holes in the canister.There are many uses of flasks, and the one we are going to talk about is the scientific one. In laboratories, flasks help to contain and transport chemicals. Chemists use them to store and transport materials that can be hazardous if not stored properly.